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Anonymous asked:

Could you possibly write headcanons for Sodapop and Dallas’ friendship.

staygoldponebone answered:

This is- why haven’t I- oof. this friendship is v underrated

  • I think when Soda got the bad news about Sandy
  • I think Dally was like
  • “Yeah, I feel that”
  • And I think that’s just one situation where they’re in a similar place
  • These two hang out a lot more than you’d think
  • Soda’s like this goof ball right?
  • And Dal’s that friend thats like “stfu” while he’s wearing a shit-eating grin
  • Soda makes Dally smile a lot
  • Like genuinely
  • Kinda like how Two-Bit’s the only one that can make Dally genuinely laugh
  • Dally totally takes advantage of Soda’s moments of restlessness
  • They’ll cruise around town
  • Or go fight some dudes
  • Dally taught Soda how to play poker
  • Steve tried, but Dally’s a better player teacher
  • Dally also introduced Soda to a lady friend he uses to be with
  • They had fun playing poker…😉
  • Anyway, I think Soda was cautious of him when they first met
  • And he told his mom about it
  • His mom was like
  • “He’s probably a very nice boy.”
  • “But, mom. He just fought three guys…and won.”
  • Soda was really scared of Dally tbh
  • But then he hung out with Dally
  • They were talking about their girlfriends
  • This was when he had first started going with Sylvia
  • And Dally was talking about how he was really into her
  • “So…you love her?”
  • “No. I just don’t hate her.”
  • Soda grins and Dally grins back
  • And Soda was like
  • “He’s not so scary when he smiles…”
  • So he tried to keep Dal smiling
  • The afternoon Soda found out Sylvia cheated on Dally,
  • Him and Steve took him to the DX and tried to hook him up
  • They thought they were helping
  • It just made Dally mad
  • He was sure that they thought he couldn’t get a girl himself
  • i.e. why he’s a creep to Cherry that night.
  • Dally hates lying to his buddies
  • But lying to Soda kills him
  • Like he’s usually good at lying
  • But Soda can tell when he’s lying
  • Mrs. Curtis could do the same thing and he usually cracked when she’d question him
  • He tells Soda a lot
  • Like Soda’s got the most tea on Dally
  • But Soda’s good at keeping his mouth shut
  • So no one but him knows that Sylvia was Dally’s first and only true love
  • They’re close bros

There are more, but oof, I can’t think…

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white gays in fandom: [try to claim spiderverse as a movie for them almost exclusively, make a bunch of posts abt miles doing a bunch of ooc shit]

me, internally: this is indicative of a larger problem in fandom where white gays and white people in general love a movie but realize they can’t fully put themselves in the shoes of the lead bc hes black, so they remold his character into something more palatable and generic so they can be more comfortable making their jokes and headcanons or what have you

me, externally: miles wouldn’t read homestuck bc its bad

Source: fashionbi yall do this too even to white boys ugh